I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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