I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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