How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize
