Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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