Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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