So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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