I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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