what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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