how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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