so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i think my mom watched the whole time
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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