Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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