If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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