as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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