I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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