But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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