Buhtt sex?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Panties = found
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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