you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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