Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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