Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
