shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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