all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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