I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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