Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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