It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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