Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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