I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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