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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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