Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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