Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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