Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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