I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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