i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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