i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she peed on how many people?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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