Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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