i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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