quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think your dad took our porno
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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