We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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