I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I have fence marks all over my body
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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