But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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