I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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