She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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