end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
tell me about the fingering
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