Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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