I'm really into asian looking animals
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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