Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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