This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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