they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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