sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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