Just mADE A PArabola og urine
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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