I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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