found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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