And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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