Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
